MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY
who the h*ck decided to spell tongue like that
do you ever think about that one special otp and how you would sacrifice every other ship so that otp can be canon to its full potential?
You heard your father.
*has unprotected sex with every jar of peanutbutter in walmart* HAHA FUKC U MOM
those kids who still think liking old music makes them special
my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not
i like this picture of gordon ramsay being upset over soup
*points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up
i cannot believe this is happening