kanyewesticle:

MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY

grandkanye:

who the h*ck decided to spell tongue like that 

laugh-addict:

(Source: harajukuspice)

injomospants:

do you ever think about that one special otp and how you would sacrifice every other ship so that otp can be canon to its full potential?

babyferaligator:

*has unprotected sex with every jar of peanutbutter in walmart* HAHA FUKC U MOM

reginasmom:

those kids who still think liking old music makes them special 

jesussbabymomma:

my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not

shadowlink-:

i like this picture of gordon ramsay being upset over soup

vocaroo:

*points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up

darrynek:

i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”.  i hate getting friendzoned

(Source: darrynek)